Monday, June 02, 2008
discovery

James and I have once again, through ingenuity, solved an important life lesson.
This is the record of our conversation.
You can find a summarised version in James' Blog. Haha...
As requested, a name was removed from this conversation to protect his/her interests (or lack of them =)).

Part 1 -

James : pigs need farmers
Me : farms need pigs
James : farmers need farms to have pigs; pigs need farmers to have farms to have pigs
Me : therefore, pigs need themselves, to have farmers as farm pigs
James : wth LOL

Part 2 -

James: pigs and farmers, and now farm dogs. Do pigs eat dogs?
Some kid: no.pigs dont eat dogs
Me : if the dogs on farms are called farm dogs; and horses in the sea are called sea horses, why are oranges called oranges and apples not called red?
Some kid : wth, use your brain
James : then why are seashells called seashells when they're on the beach instead of the sea?
Me : cos she sold them on the seashore?
Some kid : yeah make sense
James : if she sells seashells on the seashore, but no one saw her sell seashells on the seashore, does it mean that she didnt sell seashells on the seashore?
Me : no it meant she sold beachshells
James : if a bitch sells beachshells, shouldnt the beachshells be called bitchshells?
Me : but if a bitch sells bitchshells, she'd be a shellbitch; so she'd be selling shellbitchshells
James : but dogs do not have shells; so bitchshells is not defined
Me : but dogs have balls no? so they should be called bitchballs
James : wth lol
Me : lol!
James : but females don't have balls lol, so bitchballs not defined either
Me : tt's y they call it beachballs and not bitchballs; its a cover up
James : so children play with beachballs aka bitchballs?!?!
Me : yea! tt explains why bitches have no balls!
James : =O
Me : omg, we're onto something big here
James : we just solved a big question on the origins of gender
Me : at least for dogs

So that's it. Our Thesis. Anyone want to sponsor our findings? =)